Fuck Dracul by Megadeath
- - - - - - - - - FUCK DRACUL I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT FROM THE SMELLS I THINK THAT YOU ARE TRAYL JR. WE HAVE PUT OUR FREDDY KREUGER HANDS TOGETHER WITH -TRC- -TWS- .. NOW SOME INTERNATIONAL FUCKINGS NL=NEUK OP GB=FUCK YOU D=FICKST DU SA=FUCK JOUW DK=F"K Y" R=MOT JE DE KANKER KRIJGGE DAN JA TOCH , NIET DAN . NATAS + TLA R"CK + WIZZARD SIGNING OFF ... - WRITE 4 100% TRADINX TO: MGD HQ - LODIJK 65 - 3079TV - ROTTERDAM - HOLLAND... CREDITS 4 DIZ INTRO ARE GOING TO... CODING BY N.S.C.... GRAPHIX BY THE WIZZARD... MUSIC + CHARS ARE MADE BY AN INVISIBLE TALENT... CURRENT STATUS IS NOW: WIZZARD - TLA ROCK - N.S.C. - SPLASH - TDB - NATAS - STAN - SOLUTION... DRACUL IS DEAD - - RICHARD IS EEN MIETJEL. - :DRACUL IS LAMEL.A - ABCDEFG MEGADEATH IS BACKL - KICKING LAMER ASS!L - SOME CREDITS TO:X 6CODING:N.S.C.T - GRAPHICS:WIZZARDT 6MUSIC:UNKNOWNL.L >SPRITES:WIZZARDX 6CHARS:UNKNOWNL.L - SOON:HISTERIA IIX 6AND MORE CRAXP - MEGADEATH + TWINSP - ONE DEADLY FORCEX .GREETINX TO$ 6ALL CONTACTS!T >DRACUL IS LAME! - GREETINX TO Y'AL FANS!L C - WIZZARD FROM DA ALMIGHTY MEGADEATH IS BACK TO BORE YA TO DEATH WITH SOME ASS KICKING ANTI TEXT AGAINST THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN' LAMERS WITH DA LAMER NAME DRACULL.L - WELL, AXL I THINK THAT YA ALREADY GOT DA PICTUREL.L - WE KNOW YA'R TELEPHONE NUMB AND YOUR ADDY HEHEHEL.L C - SO, WE WILL CONTINUE TO FUCK YA'R BRAINS OUT UNTILL YA GONNA LEAVE DA SCENEL.L C - OK, I KNOW YA HAVE COOL CONTACTS SUCH AS THE GUARDIAN ANGELS BUT WHO CARESL.L C - JUST CHECK OUT OUR CONTAX AND GET DA PICTURE THAT YA WILL NEVER, I REPEAT NEVER KICK USSL.L - THE SAME IS FOR THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH DA NAME TCTL.L C - GET LOST DIPSHITS! YOU ARE BORING DA SCENE WITH YA'R LAME DEMO'S AND WE JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT U KNOWL.L C - OK, U WHERE MEMBZ OF DA ALMIGHTY MEGADEATH BUT OFCOZ WE KICKED YA BCOS YA TRIED TO PUT SOME SHIT ON US, AND U KNOW THAT THAT KIND OF ALIENS MUST BE DESTROYED WITH ALL DA FORCES OF LUCIFERL.L - MEGADEATH IS DA NAME MOTHERFUCKERSL.L C - GUES WHAT? I LIKE THIS STYLE OF SCROLLTYPIN' SO LETS CONTINUE THIS SHITL.C - OK, TLA ROCK JUST SMASHED AN TAPE OF METALLICA IN HIS MACHINE AND I LTO&VE IT MANL!L - OK, I THINK U GOT DA PICTURES YA BUNCH OF DEATHHEADSL.L - WELL, PLEASE CONTINUE THIS WAR GUYS! I LPO - VE TO FUCK YA! HEHEHEHEL.L - OK LETS CONTINUE WITH SOME MORE 'SERIOUS' SHITL.L *OK, U SCROLLC - OVERS (?) LETS GIVE U GUYS SOME ADVISE TO U WHEN YOU MEET THESE LAMERSL.L - 1-KICK THEIR ASSL.L - 2-SEND YA'R PITBULL ON'EML - 3-GET YB'R 80MM UZI AND BLAST'EM HEAD OFFL.L C - 4-USE THE FAMOUS SHAKA ZULU METHOD (STICK AN TREE TRUE THEIR ASS)L *GUES WHAT?L - WE ARE NO MORE MISTER NICE GUYL.L C - U WONDER HOW I GET ALL DA INSPIRATION FROM TO WRITE ALL THIS SHITL. - WELL, NOW I'AM GONNA TELL U A LITLLE STORY!L C - IT STARTED ALL WHEN A LITLLE LOCAL LAMER GROUP CALLED THE CHEATERS BROKE UP. A MEMBER TOLD ME THAT RED VIKING (HIS LAMERNAME IN THAT TIME) WAS A GOOD CODERL.C - SO, IN GOOD TRUST I SAID HE COULD JOIN US! (BIG MISTAKE) SO,AS A CODERS MUST DO, WE SAID TO HIM TO CODE A LITLLE MUSIC PROGGY. HE SAID OK, BUT I NEED SOME GRAPHIX SO, I PAINTED SOME INCREDIBLE GRAPHIX SO HE COULD GET STARTEDL.L C - A FEW WEEKS LATER I CALLED DA ESCORT SERVICE OF HIS UNLEGAL MOTHER,AND ASKED IF I COULD GET RICHARDL.C - (HIS LAMER NAME) A FEW MINUTES AND CURSES LATER I ASKED HIM WHEN HE THAUGHT THAT DA PROGRAM WAS READYL.C - HE SAID: 'I WAS JUST READY WITH MY FANTASTIC PROGRAM WHEN MY DISK FUCKED UP!' I SAID NOTHING AND HUNG UPL. - I WENT STRAIGHT TO TLA ROCK'S HOUSE FOR DA NEWSL. - WE AGREED TO KICK OUT RICHARDL - WE CALLED HIM AND SAID THAT HE COULD DROP DEATH,AND WE HUNG UPL. - MONTH'S PASSED,UNTIL HEXY/TWINS CAME UP WITH SOME NEWSL. - HE WAS BLAMING US FOR RIPPIN' AN ROUTINE!L - THAT MEANT WAR AGAINST TWINSL! - WEEKS PASSED 'TILL WE WENT HOME FROM AN VENLO MEETINGL.C - IN DA TRAIN, A GUY TROWED AN MEGADEATH STICKER WITH DA TEXT 'LAMERS' ON IT! SEVEN MEGADEATH MEMBERS FOLLOWED THE GUY TO AN COUPEE,CONTAINING FIVE TWINS DUDES IN ITL. - WE ASKED THEM WHAT DA MEANING WAS FOR DA FUCKED UP STICKERL. - WE HAD A LITLLE FIGHT AND SUDDENLY DA LAMERS EXCUSED TO USL. - THEY SAID THAT WE RIPPED AN ROUTINE FOR AN OLD INTRO FROM USL.C - WE SAID THAT RED VIKING (AXL/DRACUL) CODED THAT INTRO,SO HE RIPPED THE ROUTINE! HE TOLD US THAT NOTHING WAS RIPPED! (HOW LAME!)L C - LATER,HEXY TOLD ME THAT AXL SAID TO HEXY THAT WE RIPPED AN ROUTINEL.C - (NOT SAYING THAT HE 'CODED' THE INTRO!) SO, THE MEGADEATH-TWINS WAR ENDED AND WE IVED IN PEACE 4EVERL.T ^WIZZARDL.J Q - L 6NAME: RICHARDP - CRIME: BEING A JURKX *JUDGEMENT:0 ZDEATH!/ - AABBCCDEFGHIJKMNOQRSUVXY[/^/ C - GREETINX TO Y'ALL FANZ TO ANOTHER PART FROM MEGADEATH IN THIS LITLLE ANTI COOP DEMO OF US AND TWINSL.L - YEAH, THE WIZZARD IS BORING YOU IN THIS ONE EHL.L C - WELL, IN THIS SCROLL I'AM GIVING YOU SOME ADDY'S IF YOU WANT TO SWAP OR JOINL. >THE WIZZARD/MGDL. - MGD HQ-LODIJK 65-3079TV-ROTTERDAM-HOLLANDL.L - SOLUTION/MGD-SMALLESUND 98-DK 3700 RONNE-DENMARKL. - SHIT, I DON'T HAVE NATAS'S ADDY HERE RIGHT NOW,SORRY PALL.L C - WELL,I GUES THAT DA GUYS WHO ARE IN CONTACT WITH -DRACUL- ARE ALSO LAMEL.8 - YEAH! DIE FAST RICHARDL. - COME TO DA DUTCH ADDY AND THEN WE WILL SEE WHO'S LAMEL. - $ 2ACID GO HOMEL.( RYEAHL.C - WIZZARD AND TLA ROCK ARE BACK AGAIN IN THIS ONE TO GIVE AXL AN BIG FUCK IN HIS MOUTH! HEHEHEP.$ - QUIT COOL INTERVIEW EH? IN DA LAST ISSUE OF MEGAZINEL.L C - OK, WE WILL TRY NOW TO BREAK THE LARGEST ANTI TEXT IN ALPHABETICAL ORDERL. - .A-AIDSLEIERL.L 6B-BRILLE JOODL.L *C-CONEHEADL.L "D-DRUIPYL.L "E-ENGERDL.L "F-FAGGETL.L *G-GEEPEKOPL.L *H-HOMOFIELL.L *I-IMBECIELL.L ZJ-JOODL.L :K-KINDERLOKKERL.L &L-LAMELULL.L :M-MOTHERFUCKERL.L 2N-NAZINEUKERL.L - O-OORLOGSSLACHTOFFERL.L :P-PIKKETREKKERL.L "Q-Q BERTL.L "R-RUKKERL.L 2S-SCHURFTLIPL.L - U-UNINDNTIFIED FLYING OKSELLIKKERL.L *V-VIESPEUKL.L - W-WIZZARD'S VICTIML.L ^X-X MANL.L :Y-YPE'S VICTIML.L 2Z-ZULUZOMBIEL. - DRACUL'S WORST NIGHTMAREL. - CODING BY: N.S.C.!!8 - LOGO'S & SPRITES BY: DA WIZZARD!! - :ZAX BY: 20CC!! - CHARS BY: UNKNOWN PERSON!!4 - PLEASE USE XTC SOON RICHARDL.P F - E LAMERS ZIJN ZEROPOSETIEFL! - DUS JE OOK KANKER VENTJEL. - HALLO, MEGADEATH'S FAVOURITE VOGUEL.C - HEHEHE.. WELCOME IN HELL PAL!! YES THIZ WHOLE COOL DEMO IZ HELEMAAL ALLEEN VOOR JOU! AND WE IN MEGADEATH LOVE IT!! BY THE WAY HERE IZ YA DEADLY FRIEND TLA ROCKL. - WITH SOME DEADLY WISHES FOR YA!! HEHEHEL.C - LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING CREEP!! YA AND YA'RE UGLY FAMILY ARE SO FUCKING UGLY AND LAMET!L C - AND NOW WE HAVE RELEASED A BIG YES BIG ANTI DEMO AGAINST YA GRAFKANKER TERING DOODSHOOFD!! EN OM MAAR EENS VERDER TE GAAN IN HET NEDERLANDS BEN JE OOK NOG EEN VIEZE ACTHERBAKSE MOTHERFUCKER TERING CREEPL!L C - MET JE MISLUKTE BRIL!! OOPS OF WAREN DAT DIE AIDS GEZWELLEN DIE OVER JE OGEN HINGENL? - WELL ENUFF DUTCH FOR NOW LET I GO ONE WITH DA ENGLISH TALKL.C - FUCK YA!! AXL ALIAS RICHARD I HEARD THAT YA ARE MADE A INTRO WITHOUT RIPPINGL? - HAHAHA LEUK HE STOEIEN IN BASICL.L - OKE I STOP BCOZ I'M TIRED NOWL.P F - GREETINX TO SUM DUDES INL.L G#TWINS - LEGEND - TRC - ATRIX - TIME - AMOK - POISON - ALCOHOLICS - CROSS - CENTURI - WWE - HURRICANE - ACCEPT - WOT - UNION - ATG - BB - EVENT - PAIN - UNIT FIVE - ROLE - DAAS - BABYGANG - FRESH - MAGNETIX - MANOWAR - FATAL ERROR - FLASH - UNICESS - ZONE 45 - FOXFIRE CREW - PARADIZE AND SCLL.T .AND NO MORE -